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didn't know how badly i needed to read a piece like this to feel less crazy

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Thought I was the only one!

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this piece gets 5 booms

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I bring the boom.

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have you seen the rizzler do the veggie dance with jersey joe

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No, I haven't seen The Rizzler do the veggie dance with Jersey Joe...

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that’s okay

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[molly baz voice] chovies on they boigas!

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molly baz is kinda sarah cooper esque in this way

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Is there a Sarah Cooper Kamala impression yet?

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no but she is purportedly "working on" her debate lip sync still

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And we are all waiting with bated breath.

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This article begins back the meaning of LOL. Thank you for your wonderful writing!

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Thank you! Glad you enjoyed.

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Time to watch water simmer.

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when i saw the tweet I was like “baby let in a hot dog bun, sounds cute i see the vision” then i saw the og post and she was squirting mustard on it and i was speechless

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Sometimes you have to treat a newborn child like they’re part of your own test kitchen.

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